(HEALTH TIPS): 😂😂: VIRAL RIBS CRACKING QUOTES FROM AFRICA-NIGERIA, TO CURB YOUR STRESS OFF 👌.



Medical researchers and doctors have proclaimed that "LAUGHTER" is the best medecine and antidote when it comes to improving your health.
And some fact finding benefits of laughter we gathered as follows are enivitably so real;
👉 Laughter decreases stress and increase immune cells and infection.
👉 Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feeling good chemicals.
👉 Laughter is the best antidote for the mind, body, stress, pain and conflict.
👉 Laughter projects the heart and burn calories.
👉 Laughter helps you live longer and lightens anger's heavy load and many more.
Surprising right or maybe not?



But our point of focus concerns a good number of viral ribs cracking quotes from Africa-Nigeria, we came across and couldn't stop laughing too.
The amazing part of these funny quotes is that;
The difficult economic situation with which Nigeria sanked into 👉 recession, social and political upheavals Nigerians are facing, is sarcasticly articulated in the quotes. Putting in more fun to some even sad situations.
As Nigerians are fun when it comes to entertaining their public and the world with laughter, nomatter the goings.

Quote #1:
Relationship stress, can make you iron all your cloths and when you are done, you realize that you didn't even plug in the iron 😂😂😂.

Quote #2:
The only reason some black girls cry when their grandma dies, is because they will no longer have any one to watch over their kids while they shake their ass in clubs. My sisters, you need 30 bottles of annointing oil 😛😂😂... If you no agree, a dey hostel come beat me 😎 lol.

Quote #3:
Trouble is when you try to kill a mosquito that lands on your fathers bald head using your bare hands, then you miss it. My brother, you have to produce evidence or else 👉 you are homeless 😂😂😂.

Quote #4:
Its always the cute guy who will walk up to you with an adorable smile on his face and whisper gently into your ears "My friend likes you". Then he will point out to an ugly somebody that looks like a refugee from Togo, with a rabbit face 😒😉  lol.





Quote #5:
If you have sex with someone from another continent, make sure you do your best. You will be representing the whole of Africa. If it means dying in action.... Please die! 😂 we will declare you a CONTINENTAL HERO 😁😂😂.
☝ Africans, we have a sexual reputation to preserve lol 😎.

Quote #6:
Adam and Eve ate only an apple and life is very hard like this... What if they ate water melon 😁😁😂😂?

Quote #7:
You want your relationship to be like that of Romeo and Juliet... Did Juliet ask for recharge card, Gucci bag, iPhone 7, latest SUV etc 😂😎?

Quote #8:
She posted:
👉 What God has given me, no one can take it away from me.
I commented:
👉 Where is your virginity ?
😁 She blocked me! 😉😂😂.

Quote #9:
Where are those people that trekked from Lagos to Abuja when APC won? We need them to trek to London to confirm something for us.
In Nigeria of today, things are hard o!
There is serious poverty and hunger. Just imagine!
A guy slept very hungry and saw bread in his dream, he took it and ate it in his dream. After he finished eating it, he saw a coconut and decided to eat it too but he didn't see a knife to cut it. So he decided to use his teeth only to receive a dirty slap 👋 from his elder brother!
U don finish pillow....... Now na my head u dey chew..... U be witch?..😁😁😂😂

Quote #10:
9ja police be like...
Oga why are you walking on the road with singlet in the cold weather?
You want cold to enter your body so you will go and look for somebody's daughter to rape abi?
You are under arrest for attempting rape in Advance 😨
my friend enter moto 😁😂😎.

Share in order to remind someone, somewhere to laugh and smile nomatter the hard and difficult times.
Laughing is good for your health.
Don't stop the fun, add yours via the comment box and keep smiling.

Bonus:
Some people are blessed with wickedness 😤 how can i beg you for salt and you tell me your mum has counted it? 😨😰😱😱 hmm!!!







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