(GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH) 😁😂: ARE YOU FEELING DOWN AND WORRIED? LAUGH OUT YOUR STRESS, TO THESE TRENDING SELECTED QUOTES FROM AFRICA🔥🔥.
We earlier re-iterated research of doctors on the importance and role "Laughter" and the benefits it has to our health. There are certain things that can put a little bit of smile to our sad faces and life situations.
We earlier explain what scientists had to say with other ribs cracking quotes here;
👉 http://niivannaa.blogspot.com/2017/07/health-tips-ribs-cracking-viral-quotes.html Which equally prompted us to search more in order to put a smile and reason on a sad face any where around the world.
The situations we may find ourselves into might vary, be it social, economic, political, family or unfolding events around the world. Making us to question the existence of man and what man has done to his or fellow human being?
Well, we gathered these ribs cracking quotes and jokes from around Africa to funky out your stress and free your mind from burdens.
Someone wrote:
➽ I never believed in short people, until I saw my friend Ebuka tieing his shoe lace while standing 😂😂😂.
➽School kids in class were asked to write 3 diseases. One guy wrote:
1. Hiv/Aids
2. Cancer
3. /
Teacher : What is / ?
Student : it's stroke 😸😹😹.
➽ U Fight For A Front Seat In A Bus And Sit At The Back During Church Service 😟
Come And Make Heaven Lemme See...i dey watch you 😂😂.
➽ After taking Tramadol 800mg and Agbara bitters plus alomo. Then phone rings...
#Girl: Baby, I can't make it today
#Boy : You will never make it in life
😂😂.
➽ What shall it profit a man to die of poverty when he has his kidneys sell 😨.
Even the stress can make you think off.
➽ Bad luck is when, a deaf and dumb lady mistake you to be somebody who has impregnated her, my brother; no court in this world can set you free 😅😂😂.
➽ My Fear for ''weed'' started, when i saw someone's father dabbing to ''Our Lord 's prayer" in Church 🙌.
➽ Imagine a porn star who just won an award the best porn star of the year and she was like "Firstly I will love to thank the almighty God for......" 😨
For what sister ?
I repeat for what? You dey mad?
Hmmm 😂😂 Wonders 😂😂😂.
➽ I saw one skinny girl drinking slim tea, and I was moved to ask her...
Sister why?
Are you rehearsing or experimenting on how to disappear?
😸😹😹.
➽ Just know you are ugly when a woman seated next to you in a bus with her baby crying tells the baby,
"keep quite or this uncle will bite you o" 😂😂 🏃🏃
➽ Witchcraft is when a whatsapp group administrator, removes you from the group while you're still typing....
Oya 😭😭😭
➽ If your girlfriend visits you and she doesn't take a selfie, just know that you need to decorate ur room bro 😂😂 Lol.
➽ If you want to Know if a girl has strength, try removing her trouser when She Knows She is wearing a dirty pant 😁😁😂😂 😜
Awon Slayqueen 🏃🏃 make ah run oh.
➽ Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn, sister! What do you want to lose again? your life? 🐈🐈.
➽ African Dads will be like...
You: Dad I need N50,000
Dad: N40,000 ?
wat do you need N30,000 for?
N20,000 is more than enough... Here is N10,000 give your brother half 😳😳😭
But why? 😭😭
➽ When you're tired after 7 rounds and 😉 and about pulling out. But you hear her tearing another condom with her teeth.
Just know that the battle is not for flesh and blood 😁😂 🏃🏃.
➽ The number of medicine or pills in some girls stomach can open a pharmacy 🔥🔥😁😂.
Who else noticed it?
🏃🏃🏃
Our next package to laugh your ribs out, will be quotes and sayings from the oldest active and most certified president in Africa, Robert Mugabe.
Thanks for reading.
Nirva Naa.
